Look, this is a completely ridiculous article I made about myself (which is stupid unto itself) like 3 years ago that I never bothered to update. It's really outdated and embarassing and I hate it and don't want it to exist anymore. I especially don't want it coming up when my name is Googled. Revert it back to its original state if you want, but all you're doing is preserving a complete waste of Internet Space.
Even my username is outdated. Rudeboy87? I don't even like ska anymore.